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[–] mcseanerson 0 points 297 points (+297|-0) ago 

Well said. Faggot.

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[–] uncommitted [S] 2 points 70 points (+72|-2) ago 

To the top!

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[–] Frank_Castle 2 points 96 points (+98|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Things that should die with reddit and never come to voat:

☑ SELECT ALL


☑ This

☑ AYY LMAO

☑ RIP my inbox

☑ Came here to say this

☑ Logged in just to upvote this

☑ I know this will never be seen but...

☑ I found this gem...

☑ This will be downvoted to hell/buried but...

☑ An upvote for you, good sir

☑ You are a gentleman and a scholar

☑ You magnificent bastard

☑ Someone give this man reddit gold

☑ Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

☑ I did nazi that coming

☑ boy, that escalated quickly

☑ to the top with you!

☑ Lost it at

☑ This is why we can't have nice things

☑ faith in humanity restored

☑ whoa / mind = blown

☑ manly tears shed

☑ I know that feel, bro

☑ Right in the feels

☑ risky click

☑ nailed it

☑ You. I like you

☑ I regret that I only have one upvote to give

☑ about tree fiddy

☑ was not disappointed

☑ Wait, why do I have you tagged as ____?

☑ What did I just read?

☑ Da fuq?

☑ YOU HAD ONE JOB

☑ I can't fap to this

☑ cakeday

☑ stahp

☑ for science

☑ That's enough internet for me today

☑ would not bang

☑ What is this I don't even?

☑ How is this WTF?

☑ Circlejerk must be leaking

☑ Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym

☑ said no one ever

☑ I have the weirdest boner right now

☑ /thread

☑ My first post

☑ Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about ____

☑ EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!

☑ EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!

☑ Are you me?

☑ Directions unclear - dick stuck in _______

☑ I laughed way harder than I should have

☑ Yes

☑ It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.

☑ Plot twist: _____

☑ Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive.

☑ x/10 would Y again

☑ Cutting onions

☑ Broken Arms - Mom jerked him off

☑ ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____

☑ Cumbox

☑ Cumboxers

☑ Jolly Rancher

☑ Wednesday, the cat

☑ Doritos

☑ Colby

☑ Dagobah (Ass Injection Infection)

☑ Hambeast

☑ Shitfisting Potato

☑ Vagina Bacon

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[–] n4ru 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I have a feeling reddit jokes are gonna get a little too meta in a while.

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[–] willy_wallace 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

I'm only commenting because I can't participate on voat until I have 100 ccp.

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[–] mcseanerson 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

We did it guys!

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[–] airbreather02 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

M'faggot.

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[–] Zamicol 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

^this

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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I pooped my pants!

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[–] Penguinkeith 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Untill all that remains is SRS I want reddit to become a smoldering pile of shit

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[–] uncommitted [S] 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

It already is, that's the point.

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[–] PM-me-about-Autism 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No, plenty of niche subs are good. Aka /r/eu4. I think we should seize all niches and build tall, although we might risk an overextension penalty.

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[–] RaiFighter 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Nah, most of the porno subs are still fine.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

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[–] PM-me-about-Autism 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

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[–] believe_me_natalie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I find it hilarious when the admins went out and said they brigaded less than other subreddits. Really, the subreddit that openly banned np links? I can't see why they'd brigade at all.

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[–] bear_for_congress 1 points 29 points (+30|-1) ago 

Agreed whole heartedly with you. It's exhausting trying to keep up with the latest BS happenings at Reddit while also trying to be active on Voat.

It's like when you keep looking at Facebook pictures of an old ex-girlfriend when you've got a new, more awesome girlfriend ready to give you BJs all day long. What's the point? Get your BJs and and move on with life.

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[–] Krombopolous_Michael 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Blowjobs? Voat I... I never thought of you that way before.

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[–] piitza 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

How do I tap into this feature?

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[–] bear_for_congress 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Voat wants to treat you well because she knows you've been hurt in past.

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[–] NedTaggart 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

does that mean that If Reddits tagline is "The front page of the internet", Voat's should be "Content Fellatio"?

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[–] bear_for_congress 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

More like "Voat: She'll do all the other things your prude ex-website wouldn't."

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[–] Broc_Lia 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Agreed whole heartedly with you. It's exhausting trying to keep up with the latest BS happenings at Reddit while also trying to be active on Voat.

Then why are you on this sub?

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[–] bear_for_congress 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Picked up from /v/all? I agree with OP? Old habits die hard?

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But... I want blowjobs from my ex as well!

Note: this doesn't apply metaphorically, screw reddit. I'm just saying that I also want to get my dick sucked by my ex, who wasn't even better at blowjobs, she was just different. Different colour hair and everything!

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[–] Little_Kitty 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's almost always the case that a few people within a group are the ones who write comments worth reading - on Reddit, the friends feature makes it very easy to quickly see what won't be shitposting. That's something that I'd like to see over here, although it's not quite as necessary yet.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] melismatic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

TIL people follow certain users and base some of their use on them. Very interesting.

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[–] Little_Kitty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's pretty much the entire basis for http://hubski.com/ where you follow people & tags, so there's no moderators on power trips. There's potential for power user issues though.

As for why to do this, Sturgeon's law lays it out well: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law

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[–] Imapopulistnow 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So....there was a friend's feature? Does that mean i would need to make friends?

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[–] NedTaggart 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

they don't even have to be real friends or know about it, just tag them as such.

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[–] Little_Kitty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Tagging yourself and those who write comments you enjoy reading is done using: https://www.reddit.com/prefs/friends/

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[–] idreamofkitties 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

Agree. I came here to escape the drama from Reddit. Was sick of hearing who did what, when and why. Funny thing is Reddit front page has none of this shit and Voat is drowning in it. It just makes Voat look like a jealous third wheel.

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[–] p0ssum 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think that will die down as the wounds heal, it's all still too fresh. Too much angst and anger. It will tone down, its just a matter of time.

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[–] Skeletor 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Unsubbing & Blocking /v/meanwhileonreddit will help. sadly it is bleeding into other Subs.

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[–] Pegasus_Poo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How did you get here then?

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[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Doing that. I've been here a day. Starting to figure out what subs I want. Unsubscribed.

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[–] vicentil 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This happened with 8chan originally too. The first month, after /v/, /pol/, and /b/ migrated from 4chan to 8chan last year, was all "look how much better we are than cuckchan." It died down. There will always be people who bring up the past, but if history has shown anything, the finger pointing and stalking will die down as the users begin to associate with their new 'home'.

This isn't the first reddit wave to come over here, either. Don't stress, the post flow is organic and will go back to normal.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Confuscius says: If you don't want to hear about reddit, don't visit subs literally titled "meanwhile on reddit"

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[–] Tantalus 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

Can we not just be the anti-reddit, though? Like it seems that there's a lot of people here who have taken the exact opposite extreme to the SJWs who want to shout down anyone they think of as a "leftist" just like SRS would shout down anyone with a conservative viewpoint.

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[–] BoiseNTheHood 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Voat has a pretty left-wing tone overall. It's just that leftist orthodoxy is allowed to be challenged on here without being downvote-brigaded, demonized and even banned.

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[–] Royal_Sequence 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

As a lefty, I find it very boring if my views are never challenged and its just one big stroke off. What people don't seem to realize is that having multiple perspectives gives you a stronger, clearer image.

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[–] mcseanerson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, even though I'm right leaning I don't want to belong to a single sided circle jerk with no real discussion or debate.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't think that's in danger of happening.

[–] [deleted] 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

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[–] RabidRaccoon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The Joker wouldn't be the hero he is to Gotham's anarchist community if it weren't for statist villains like Batman and Commissioner Gordon.

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[–] maxoverdrive 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's the leftie version of "extremism": anyone who dares to disagree with me and isn't immediately laughed out of the room, or banned, or have their posts deleted. Leftists are used to the reddit approach to conservative dissent (e.g., ban all righties, delete their comments) and when that doesn't happen here on Voat they often throw a fucking hissy fit and claim that the righties are trying to 'shout them down'. Which really means that the righties have just as much a right to say what they think as the lefties do, and the lefties fucking hate that.

So, try getting over yourself and realize that you and your ilk will never control and dominate the discussion here on Voat. Best thing you can do is suck it up and deal with it like a man, because here you aren't the special fucking snowflake your mommy and daddy told you that you were.

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[–] Tantalus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

See, I don't have a problem with right wing viewpoints or left wing viewpoints. I do have a problem with assholes, and you're one of them.

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[–] monkeytheboy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] uncommitted [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Awww, you're a sweetheart.

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[–] monkeytheboy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Cool, we've already got the "I'm just here for the enlightened discussion" circlejerk. NO FUN. EVER. ONLY SERIOUS BUSINESS

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[–] NateThomas1979 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Didn't you get fired already? Please tell me you're not trying to become /u/VoatCEOEllenPao now?

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

gibe jobb pl0x

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[–] uncommitted [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We're here for social equality, so cool yer tit's Ellen.

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I mean, I just think it's a little ridiculous when people flee one site based on "They're suppressing the kind of things I can say and talk about!" then fly over to voat and scream "JOKES!? JOKES!?!?!? HOW DAAAAAARE PEOPLE DESIRE TO BE ENTERTAINED ON THE INTERNET! SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY!!!!"

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