0
65

[–] Maximus_Dinduicus 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

Sucked a dick... You are gay.

Let him blow in your mouth... Removed all doubt.

0
33

[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

I was gonna say, if you need to suck a dick to be sure, definitely a homo

0
24

[–] JewishKlansman 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I'm not sure man. Soy boys have become so politically correct that they start to feel deeply ashamed that they haven't sufficiently questioned their sexuality and are prejudging, and would rather let some random guy bust a nut in their mouth than be seen as homophobic, only to rock back and forth sucking their thumb in the shower afterwards for 30 minutes. Liberalism is a mental disease.

0
6

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Also referring to it as 'nut' indicates mental retardation.

1
3

[–] Skyrock 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

But what if you suck a female penis?

0
1

[–] Cadster 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i lolled pretty hard.

1
28

[–] FlamingoBumblebee 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

the fuck? this faggot's acting like it's the same as trying a different flavor of ice cream. if you're willing to suck a dick you're gay. if you don't like it then you're just a fag that gets his dick sucked without reciprocating. in any event this dude thinks the question is still unanswered long after he blatantly answered it.

0
8

[–] gazillions 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

He never questioned the absurdity of some creep on the internet congratulating him for trying to be gay. It's like a reorientation camp.

0
1

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Whether you're pitching or catching, you're playing for the same team

0
25

[–] AlxCapwn 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

"I'm straight as an arrow"

"let him nut in my mouth"

Only on Reddit can you find 1) a person who can contain these two thoughts in their head simultaneously and 2) an audience who sees nothing incoherent upon reading them.

0
4

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gotta be satire

0
12

[–] ZenAtheist 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Not on Reddit, friend. They're cucked beyond belief. See that loser congratulate him? Jeez.

0
20

[–] Killinger 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

A guy nutting in your mouth to be the point where you figure out you're not gay? That's beyond my comprehension.

0
18

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That's like when women really think they're lesbian until they smell a cunt.

0
6

[–] 8thDeadlySin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They should work in an ER sometime. I have no idea how heterosexual gynecologists stay straight.

0
11

[–] middle_path 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

dude nuts in you mouth, scene freezes.

Voice over : "yeah, that's me. Now I know what you're thinking - 'this guy might be gay.' and you couldn't be more wrong. This is the moment I realized I'm straight as an arrow. You see, it all started with a website called Reddit...."

0
9

[–] Bad_Idea_Bob 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

reading it, he makes it sound like he figured out he wasn't gay mid-blow and still let the dude nut

It would be rude not to let him finish, i guess

0
3

[–] iforgottheotherone 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

lol just thinking about how it would be rude not to finish the guy off is just so hilarious for some reason. It's like is the biggest concern to not be rude, or whether or not your gay? "i'm not gay, but.. c'mon, gotta finish a bro off. It'll be rude if I dont"

0
0

[–] Martel-Sobieski 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wouldn't let myself get in that situation but even if i was i sure as fuck wouldn't care about being rude. Finish yourself off

[–] [deleted] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

0
1

[–] Approved 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Some arrows are bent :/

0
2

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are those for firing around corners?

1
9

[–] ZX4jBXu 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Straight as a crooked faggy arrow maybe. Fuckin' degenerates.

0
0

[–] belrial 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I now picture yanking down a blackjack branch, putting a dickhead shaped arrowhead on it and pink feather type fletching now. Good looking out.

0
6

[–] ErrantCognition 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Straight arrows don't have a single bend.

0
3

[–] AnarchicAlpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I feel these convos are doctored, trying to normalize degenerate behavior by making it seem necessary to "at least try" to do something you have no sexual attraction towards. Do you get aroused watching men? That's sexual attraction. You can admire anything, male or female... That's fine. How are people this dumb?

0
0

[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

making it seem necessary to "at least try" to do something you have no sexual attraction towards.

Remember when feminists like Riley Dennis argued that dating preferences are oppressive and misogynist?

0
0

[–] Martel-Sobieski 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I really wouldn't put that past a shilling firm trying to steer conversation to normalize shit like this in order to further their own agenda. That's pretty basic in terms of psych manipulation in an effort to create normalization.

load more comments ▼ (15 remaining)