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[–] nobslob 0 points 66 points (+66|-0) ago 

the tabs in the background are a nice touch.

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[–] cosmic_climb 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

LOL

Nice catch.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

babygirl that's what I'm here for

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[–] GR1FF0 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Holy shit, this post keeps getting better...

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

LOL

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[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Absolute winner.

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[–] Astupidname69 3 points 50 points (+53|-3) ago 

Oh no! How EVER will she steal all his shit now? =(?

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[–] tanukihat 2 points 35 points (+37|-2) ago 

She can't even prevent him from seeing his own children now! This is so sexist!

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[–] ConquistadorCoronado 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

Something similar happened to a family friend. His wife divorced him but he bought everything he owned in the name of his best friend. The house, the car, everything was in the friend's name, not the husband, so she got nothing.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

This is brilliant. It's tempting to replicate this idea.

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[–] HarveyKlinger 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

It's easier to put everything in a trust. My house was in a trust WAY before I got married. With the trust, if we got divorced and she got the kids, she can't have the house. Without the trust, she would have the house until the last kid turned 18... even if the house were fully paid off before I even met her.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you feel even one drop of inkling to do something like this? FFS DON'T MARRY!!

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[–] hypersong 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Please. Please. Links if you have any, this is interesting.

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[–] Nekochan11 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wonder if this would work if you bought everything in the name of a company you had a controlling interest in and the company leases the property back to you at a nominal rate (like $1 a year)?

Just make a couple of your friends directors of the company without a controlling interest and with no responsibilities. Then the concept of corporate personhood could be used as a loophole to insulate your property from a messy divorce.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I assume he must have owned those things before they were married. Otherwise a decent lawyer would have found the fraud and maybe gotten her even more than she was due.

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[–] ConquistadorCoronado 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure that is the case.

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A lot depends on the state they live in, and a judge might declare they had a "common-law marriage". We'll see where it goes.

Oh, and no, she's not going to lose her parental rights even if she has no DNA evidence.

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[–] Sm4sh 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

And she's on the birth certificate. It's pretty hard to get the mother's name wrong on that one. Father yeah, but not mother.

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[–] yewotm8 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

She really believes him when he says that her name on their birth certificates means nothing. Safe to say this women is missing a few marbles.

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[–] voat-ist 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

But also a dude who would do that is a first class butthole. Stories on Reddit are not to be trusted, but if this is true, that dude is not a good man.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Even without that, in many states as long as one of the spouses believes they are entering a valid marriage, the marriage is valid.

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[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not if she's already moved into her own apartment.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

First rule of divorce, don't move anywhere except if you have fear for your life. Once you leave something behind it belongs to them. That includes the kids. Both parents have a right to them and until there is an order or signed agreement in place either parent can take them and refuse to let the other see them. It is a really bad idea to do so, but legally you can.

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[–] HarveyKlinger 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Wow, she's dumb.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 4 points 13 points (+17|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Fakest narrative voice ever. Does that sound like a woman wrote that? Get the fuck out of here. Where's the victimization? Where're the calls for empathy? Where's the justification in her being desirous of a divorce (information she simply volunteers in the first sentence)? Where's the appeal to understand the situation from the correct point of view, which is her point of view?

reddit, I'm having a really hard time with this and need advice. My husband and i have been in a situation i don't want to get into but we agreed to have a separation and last week i talked to a divorce lawyer, he's not my lawyer yet but i have him lined up, and i told him i want to get a divorce and he told me to tell my husband and i agreed. So i told my husband this and he dropped a bombshell on me. We were married by a friend of his that's a priest or so i thought, i trusted my husband up until now in everything, but now he told me he wasn't a real priest because he was kicked out of the church! So he says we were never married! I don't know if this is a trick, it wouldn't surprise me but i need to know what to do and if i even need that lawyer or if i need to sue him, b/c he says even the house is in his name!

Etc.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

that's what I got from it too, the wedding doesn't matter at all if they filed a marriage license and/or paid taxes together they're legally married as far as I know. This is probably some counter narrative to the fact that women frequently screw over men with divorces, a "look they do it too"

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[–] gazillions 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Where's the legal paperwork they signed after wedding? The ones that made them married in civil law?

Pure fantasy piece.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If the state accepted their application and issued the license then they are married as far as any judge will care. Also, some states allow rape by deception charges. Does he really want the possibility that she will argue that he raped her over and over through deception because she thought he was her husband and he knew he wasn't? There is so much bullshit on this one you could use it for organic farming.

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[–] Crashmarik 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No doubt it wasn't real. But it was a whole lot of fun.

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[–] ballvinegar 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fuck. Now I find out about this method.

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

With divorce he could be in and out of jail for the rest of his life, give all of his money to his wife for his kids he never sees, risk starvation and be destitute.

With manslaughter however...

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

He should really make up with her and go on a family vacation to Africa.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oopsie, lost her at the hotel when I accidentally checked into another room and bragged to local gangs that there were tons of valuables and a white woman by herself in Hotel Room xxx...

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Cruise time. People accidentally fall overboard all the time.

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[–] shimmyquarterturn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Reason #27 for why owning a sailboat is always a good idea.

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What was reason #26?

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