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[–] SixBarns 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Like an angry ex who dumped you then tried to ruin your next relationship, because she's totally over you anyway, but you're much happier with the new girl because she let's you do that thing you like, and the ex goes around and tells everyone she's pregnant, and you just ignore her until she winds up outside your house at 2am in the rain yelling that she loves you, but you call the cops on her and they take her away, and you don't see her for a few years until you run into her at Stop & Shop and give her an awkward "hey" and then just walk away because it's still weird.

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[–] DaveyCakes ago 

Don't forget to record her breakdown and save it for future use just in case she tries any more shit. Then you get to go all smear campaign, but since you have supporting evidence she loses all credibility (including among a few of her friends) and finally gives up.

/Had crazy ex.