-10) "Tired of having the flu? Come get cancer!"
-8.55) Prinklicate, it's a word.
-8.5) Not the villains voat deserves, the villains that voat wants... Wait, the villains that voat needs... No. Can't be a villain twice.
-8) All magic comes with a price.
-7) This sub is for jerking the chain of the circlejerk of jerks on voat. If you see something dumb, say something dumb.
-6) Balance must be restored. An equal number of positive and negative rules are required.
-5) They hate us cause they anus.
-4) Forrest Gump is our mascot, because VOAT is a lovable dumb-ass.
-3) Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
-2) Kevdude is SOMETIMES a shithead - amended 12/2015
-1) Make fun of vaot.
0) This is not a brigade sub. Document and laugh at the stupidity, comment in the original thread if you must, but don't advocate brigading.
1) Posts must be in reference to voat.
2) No posting personally identifying information.
3) No posts that violate Voat's site rules.
4) Don't take things too seriously.
5) Moderators can delete whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want. If you don't like it, fuck-off.
6) Tom Hanks for subscribing.
Patched rules by LittleHousewife:
7) This is meta-Sparta!
7.5) Rule 7 is invalidated, this is now your biased news source about Voat
8) PuttItOut is always benned because reasons
8.5) Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Added by anonymous:
8.55) No spam.
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