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[–] Firinmahlazer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bullet proof logic right there.

Also I'd like to paraphrase a comedian here

"You can accidentally make a person but if you want to make a shed you gotta really want that shed. You can't wake up one morning hungover and say oh man I think i built a shed last night. I'm not ready for a shed man I live in an apartment."

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[–] gaiben 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I also saw one where he said something along the lines of "It takes less effort to order a pizza than it does to have a kid, no one ever accidentally orders a pizza" and the punchline being something like "No one ever says 'Oh no, how did this pizza get here, I can't eat the whole thing, I'm only 16'"

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

pics or it didn't happen (not of your kids, of the conception)

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Technically yes.

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[–] ham-sandwitch 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think raising them to 18 or so is the real accomplishment, haha.