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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Thanks for not linking to Buzzfeed, I don't want to give them any views.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

*implying I have friends

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now you have unlimited dark chocolate, fruit, and fancy teas and you don't have to share with nobody! Win!

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Go over to slob bachelor friend's pad

His toilet is clean

He offers me rack of lamb and dark chocolate with fruit

How I expect we'll spend the rest of our evening

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

True friends know you're a POS and still like you.

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[–] Donttazemebro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This was my technique in the Army for room inspections. I brought in low light lamps and changed the atmosphere of my room. Movie posters, TV across from a big leather couch, coffee table, didn't have anything low enough to see dust or durt on from eye level besides the table. Left a bed sheet tucked in with the army corners and slept on other sheets id throw in a drawer. Quick wipe down of the edges of furniture and sweep crap under the couch and I had the cleanest barracks room almost every time. Even got a battalion coin for it one day by the SgtMaj.

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[–] Lev-ice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ah, the old two sets of sheets on the bed.

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[–] libby 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

brb cleaning bathroom

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[–] 3dk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is that Biggie Smalls with French words on that pillow? What a weird combination.

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[–] salemthecat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't bother doing any of this crap, apart from cleaning the bathroom, that one is mandatory unfortunately. These tricks and tips are for newly minted adults and it screams "I wanna play grown up". If you truly have your shit together you won't care about any of this superficial nonsense, real adults don't have time for this crap and everybody worth a damn knows it.

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[–] DinoRider 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's the joke. It's a bunch of easy, superficial touches that make your picky adult guests feel embarrassed because you seem to have your shit together better than they do.

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