[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

my wedding cost 500 smackers

woot woot

[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nice! Come to think of it, mine was free, save for the marriage license. That was maybe 40 bucks.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

the bartender was a sucker for weddings and kept forgetting to charge people lol

[–] YoHomie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, it goes like this; Save yourself the cost of marrying someone, simply find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.

[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the crudeness of that delivery takes away from it in this context. We’re in Life Pro Tips, not Live at the Apollo

[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That’s an old Rod Stewart quote.

You kids...

Of course, it IS good advice...

[–] enormousatom 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Or just marry better, you incel faggots.

[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alternatively, you could step away from your autism for a moment and recognize a joke.

[–] enormousatom 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Didn't realize shit posting deserved serious comments. The fuck were you expecting?