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[–] LargePeter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Married in the wife’s church, reception in the church’s hall. Didn’t cost much at all.

We were both about to start our teaching that Fall and were quite broke.

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[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Are you both autistic?

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[–] AlternateSelection 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Marriage is for masochists.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

my wedding cost 500 smackers

woot woot

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[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nice! Come to think of it, mine was free, save for the marriage license. That was maybe 40 bucks.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

the bartender was a sucker for weddings and kept forgetting to charge people lol

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, it goes like this; Save yourself the cost of marrying someone, simply find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.

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[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the crudeness of that delivery takes away from it in this context. We’re in Life Pro Tips, not Live at the Apollo

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[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That’s an old Rod Stewart quote.

You kids...

Of course, it IS good advice...

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[–] enormousatom 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Or just marry better, you incel faggots.

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[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alternatively, you could step away from your autism for a moment and recognize a joke.

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[–] enormousatom 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Didn't realize shit posting deserved serious comments. The fuck were you expecting?