[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Beta for the win !

I remember my folks having a banged up metal pot used exclusively for popping corn on the stove, just had to melt some butter & add kernels.

[–] MrPim [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I tried a pan not long ago and burned the shit out of it. I think I need a better pan for that.

Beta was win but was also for richfags or those guys who hung out at the back of the video rental store.

[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Or just a lower heat setting perhaps ?

Yeah beta was fun for us because my dad's friends worked for the CBC and we'd get to watch shows and movies he'd borrow from the archives. Regular stuff was all VHS.

[–] curomo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pop it in oil, pussy.

If a job is worth doing, it is worth doing right.

[–] HorseIsDead 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Actually air popped popcorn tastes universally better than oil popped when fresh (oil popped tastes better later, that's why it's sold in places that leave popcorn out all day). You can add the butter after, melting it in the microwave with the popcorn bag, dipshit.

[–] kevdude 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

[–] throughtheblack 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

VHS is for peasants. LaserDisc is the only real way to enjoy film.

[–] weredawg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's no film in a laserdisc, you mongoloid.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Popcorn is for noobs. Make yourself some homemade kettle corn

[–] pleasepleaseplease 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fun fact: 3 teaspoons = 1 tablespoon.

[–] myvoicefromhell 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

In Australia, it's 4.

[–] pleasepleaseplease 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I learn something new every day.

[–] watitdew 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Why is popcorn and movies a thing.

Anyway you want to get some nice coconut oil (not hydrogenated) and a pot (actually this would probably work in the bag too) and just pop it like you're not retarded because Indians used to do this over campfires then hit it with a little siracha. And ashisho but you probably don't know what that is/can't get it.

Anyway fuck you.

[–] TheWorstImaginable 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

why don't you climb in my ass and call me a bitch

[–] YoHomie 5 points 3 points (+8|-5) ago 

Jesus Christ, just get an air popper for fuck sake, what are you, retarded?

[–] MrPim [S] 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Why would I go buy a device which serves one purpose,will cost me money, and eat up space when I have a machine which will already do the job? Are you retarded?

[–] lemon11 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

will cost me money

Maybe five bucks at a thrift store. Totally worth it.

[–] notyouraveragellama 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Air popped popcorn tastes disgusting.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, when you're used to eating your own shit and think licking your dog's ass is a gourmet treat, I guess food not cooked with oil and flavored with your choice of seasonings would be terrible to someone like you.

[–] throughtheblack 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Heck of a lot better than microwave popcorn. Pan popped ftw.

[–] gazillions 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You're the bastard supporting china and Amazon at American businesses expense. Booo.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

China is my BITCH. I buy their goddam air poppers for popcorn like the alpha motherfucker that I am.

[–] SaveTheChildren 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Cook it on the stovetop

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