So you want some popcorn for movie night. Cooking it up in oil is kind of a pain. You don't have a popper. And that microwave stuff is filled w weird chemical soup butter, so fuck that shit.
Way back in the day when Michael Jackson was still a nigger, we all wore neon clothes, and women had hair the size of weather ballons,the microwave exploded in homes like, well a popcorn kernel. There was of course no store bought microwave popcorn or pizza or anything. Not for a little while. But you could make popcorn. A fact sort of forgotten these days. Here's how, it's easy.
Get a brown paper bag. It must be a brown paper bag. Like an old school lunch bag. Open it up, so it'll stand up. Put your kernels in there. Just a minute ago I used three tsps kernels. Fold the bag over and nuke it for two~three minutes. This will depend on your ovens power. Experiment a little. When that comes out put some butter in and melt it. Pour that on your corn, salt it and now you've made easy, non chemical laced popcorn. Enjoy your movie on VHS.