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[–] realmonster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

>porn site throws up 18+ pop up

>every child on the planet has muscle memory to click accept without even thinking about it

>porn site detects a california ip address

>"did you know that masturbating has NOT been proven to not cause cancer?"

your mfw face when you have to peel the prop 65 sticker off your dick every time you want to jerk off