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[–] JJNova 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Eugene Mirman (the author) is a stand up comic and also reads this letter in his recorded special.
He's a weird dude.
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[–] Charlez6 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure there was another joke somewhere in there if he'd gone with auto-fellatio.
[–] vastrightwing 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In some cities, you can even get a ticket for putting coins into parking meters that your car isn't parked in. Read that again. Yep. I was in a city, I won't mention, and noticed a parking cop nearby, so being a nice citizen, I started putting quarters in expired parking meters. I never expected the cop to run up to me and give me a citation for interference of a police officer. I'm not joking. After that incident, I purposely went out every day for a week sneaking around downtown putting quarters in expired meters. I made sure I wasn't seen by the cop. I went to court and lost!
[–] common_sense 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought this was common knowledge.
[–] Itsdone63 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Apparently no one drives trucks or big suvs in porstmouth
[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
go to jail for $15 heh
do not pass Portsmouth
[–] Goathole ago
Fight the good fight Eugene. Fuck Portsmouth.
[–] chirock ago
The best part is that it appears to be an open letter in a publication.
[–] GenghisSean ago
rekt