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[–] markrod420 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If they makes james bond black that will be the first james bond movie that i havent seen and i never will see it.

Not because i hate black people. Because recoloring characters to fit social narratives disgusts me.

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[–] 123_456 7 points 7 points (+14|-7) ago 

I'm actually okay with that. There have been so many James Bonds over the years that a black James Bond shouldn't be a big deal to anyone. I just want the first black Bond to be personable, and not some sleaze. Also, he has to be British. If they make him American or something, I would just throw up.

If you had to choose one actor, even though you don't like the idea, who'd you pick?

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[–] Proppa 4 points 11 points (+15|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Because James Bond's race is part of his identity and all of the James Bonds over the years were chosen with that identity in mind. It would be like making Django Unchained 2 and switching out Jamie Foxx with a white guy, it's a stupid idea. If you had to choose one actor, even though you don't like the idea, who'd you pick?

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[–] xtacease 4 points 6 points (+10|-4) ago 

Idris Elba

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[–] thelasthotsuin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'll take literally anyone who can play it like they're James Bond and not simply a mockery exploitation film version of James Bond.

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[–] ChillyHellion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It depends on how it's done, but my usual sticking point is whether they "erase" the existing character to make the new one. For instance, I like that Miles Morales is the black Spider-Man in Marvel's comics, but Peter Parker is still a separate entity with his own history and personality intact. If they had simply made Peter Parker black, they'd be erasing the old character to make room for the new one, which is what I usually take issue with. If they make it clear that James Bond is an inherited persona and not a revamped character (which is pretty much implied already) I can see them doing an okay job with a black James Bond.

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[–] srven 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm ok with a black james bond provided they do it right, ie... good writing and make it a good movie ... everything ghostwriters reeboot is not

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[–] markrod420 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Im sure it could be written well. Its the principle of the thing.

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why didn't you stop watching them when M turned into a woman?

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[–] markrod420 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I was none too pleased. But #1 he/she is not the main characyer. And #2 its the origin story of bond and the true M the male M has already come back.

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] markrod420 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

LOLOLOLOL!!!

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[–] RJKH 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I like how Mark Hamill essentially said "Go with whatever headcanon you want" and everyone started screaming "LUKE SKYWALKER IS GAY IT'S A FACT MARK HAMILL SAID IT GUYS"

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Give an inch they take a mile, or in this instance a parsec

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Which I think is particularly odd . I mean, come on, guys.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what I was thinking too. Either that or she has the power of sight through touching objects like the protagonist in Star Wars:Dark Disciple.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Didnt Luke went on his adventure becasue he thought leia was hot?

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Luke is a incestous pervert

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And I wouldn't have him any other way.

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And I wouldn't have him any other way.

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[–] Kleyno 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Well, he does dress up like a bat, so he could be bat-kin? Maybe making the transition from man to bat...

But okay, I will say no to Luke being gay... even though his haircut was kind of gay.

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[–] revofire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I identify as munchkin. So...

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[–] 4524555? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You like going into dungeons with a bunch of random junk and murdering everything in sight?

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[–] Starlos 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So you're a min-max'd druid/monk? (though I believe they fixed that in pathfinder)

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Munchkinkin

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[–] RedSocks157 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Seriously, create NEW characters who are gay/black/whatever minority you feel like. Stop trying to change the ones we already have.

Hamill did the right thing. "Think whatever you want about the character". I wish more artists would do that with their work rather than trying to force a certain social agenda.

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[–] thelasthotsuin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this after the whole bizarre "fat erasure" flipout... so it's absolutely wrong to make a fat character skinny, but it's perfectly fine to swap their race and/or gender. ??????

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[–] Caleb_Aurion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Only if the character was a straight white man who is fit. God himself can't save you from the mob that would form from changing a fat homosexual black woman into anything else.

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[–] FattyWhale 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hell, one might not even need to create a new character for that. There's been several decades of short-lived characters that could probably be rebooted easily.

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[–] Salicaz 8 points 13 points (+21|-8) ago 

I'm no SJW but a Bond played by Idris Elba would be sweet.

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[–] Talexis 8 points 1 points (+9|-8) ago  (edited ago)

not sure why the downvoats I could get behind that.. no homo

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[–] wuzizname 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Holy shit I can't believe someone on the internet agrees with me! I came to post this exact same thought.

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[–] migrainemaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Peter Parker? Yeah thats bullshit, but what about miles morales? I would be down for that if not just to get away from Parker for a while....

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[–] CatNamedJava 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Hispanic spiderman works for me He is suppose to be a poor kid from NYC with living with is extended family and has a close family member killed by gun violence. Sounds like a porto Rican to me.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

With the name Peter Parker how could he not be latino?

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Whoa, whoa! You mean, someone could actually write something new with a new character who could be gay or black or a woman or whatever?

Nah.. there's too much work trying to come up with their own creative thoughts and working hard to establish and promote a new character. Better to take someone else's hard work and fuck it up, let them take all the risks.

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[–] Jasoman 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

I think It would be better if Luke Skywalker was black, James Bond was a Transsexual and Batman was Gay, but what the fuck do i know.

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[–] Crashmarik 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Batman as gay would be bad. The whole Robin thing is bad enough.

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[–] Jasoman 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

That is why I picked it then at lest it could be satire.

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[–] OpalDragon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it would make the whole catwoman arc seem kind of strange if there was no bit of attraction there.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Stop acting like the things SJWs do is either a surprise or could be corrected by arguing with them. Nothing you say or do matters. Instead accept the unfortunate truth. They are your enemy. They are the enemy of your children. The universities that support them are enemy agents. The media that enables them are tools of your enemy. The government bureaucrats that protect or fund them are traitors and enemy agents.

Reject everything they say and believe because they are the enemies of your existence and they will exterminate your people- slowly if possible, but with impunity if necessary. Prepare yourself to kill them when the war heats up. History has shown you and those like you will be rounded up and murdered when the socialists are fully ready to implement their plans. You cannot change thier take over. They have already an occupying force. Instead, choose how you will defy them to the end of time.

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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So you're afraid of being rounded up and murdered by those fattie SJW blobs? Pathetic.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're an idiot. They usually co-op the police or create special police units- ie Stazi, KGB, Gestapo, Khmer Rouge Death squads, etc.

The brainwashed Jack Boots will probably kick in your door between 2 and 5 am some morning, drive you to the outskirts of town, and put a bullet in the back of your head.

Unless, you have some skilled labor ability in which case they'll put you on a cattle car to somewhere remote like Alaska. Then they'll starve you to death and weekly have public beheadings of attempted escapes to keep your fellow slaves in line.

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