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[–] erki 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Wow, that trailer was...cringeworthy. Voice acting felt fake, graphics sucked, story was all clichés.

And all this leads to a 73 metascore???

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[–] dualplains [S] 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Wow, that trailer was...cringeworthy. Voice acting felt fake, graphics sucked, story was all clichés.

Yup! The character design was the most shocking to me: all the women are barbie-doll shaped, wearing incredibly skimpy, skin tight outfits. It's everything that the SJWs were raging against seeing in the misogynistic, patriarchy driven games.

And all this leads to a 73 metascore???

Full disclosure: I saw this in /v/videos and debated on cross posting. But this, to me, so perfectly and simply encapsulates EVERYTHING that GG actually is fighting against. Seemed like it belonged here.

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[–] crusade 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

The 'design' is horrible, it's sonic deviantart tier

Oh the places being a rich tranny will take you

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[–] Starscreamer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And I thought my early draft of a story I'm writing was awful... http://pastebin.com/T5QrJsUu

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I am surprised that the brats people have not filed a lawsuit yet. I wonder what the next game will be....

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[–] the_subhorizon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I can't cringe any harder.

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[–] Drakaris 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And all this leads to a 73 metascore???

This is nothing. Check the "Critic Reviews" section. Check the top 2 reviews. They give it 90... This shit is disgusting. And they keep wondering what's wrong with gaming journalism. Well, duh...

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[–] Roph 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Because if you criticize it you are a sexist misogynist. It's impossible to not like this game because it's shit. You clearly could only possibly dislike it because you hate women.

I remember Wu being ridiculed in /r/shittyprogramming once over some awful code s/he tweeted, then coming to call all the programmers sexist. No, we're ridiculing your shitty programming because it's shitty programming.

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[–] Voateodo 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I just noticed something for the first time and it blows my mind.... The first thing the character says in the trailer is the word "men"....

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[–] dualplains [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Hahahah Yes!

The way it's said reminds me very much of one of my favorite Simpsons clips.

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[–] vivianjames 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Also Kotaku's Mike Fahey going full cuck on this game.

http://archive.is/KNccM

I Can't Get Enough Of This Sexy Sci-Fi Spy Thriller

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[–] Serfy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Kate Upton Is Shilling A Terrible Game

Pot, meet Kettle. Jesus christ.

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[–] ElricCrafter 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You know, I am actually downloading free version on iPad right now. Maybe it is... not that bad? At least I think it is better to check it out first, than critisize. I will write my opinion on it (I will definately NOT buy full version).

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[–] GethN7 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Watch out, at the end of the demo, you are pressured to buy the full version.

Still, even though I've already come to the conclusion it's a fetid piece of crap, making your own judgment is a good idea.

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[–] Ilikelamps 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The Hatman of Kotaku In Action over on Reddit actually did a livestream of the entire game.

It looked cringeworthy, and downright bad.

Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PynmuJjypU8

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[–] ElricCrafter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, I played demo now and yeah, I could understand everything, if there was at least actuall gameplay, not this QTE. And fighting system was just strange.

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[–] dualplains [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I will write my opinion on it

Please do! I'd be really interested in seeing some details.

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[–] redboxrazor 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This game sucks, but I did see some potential in the battle system. It's a shame that everything else is utter garbage.

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[–] JBridge 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Ever played the Megaman Battle Network games? They're pretty similar from what I've seen.

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[–] dualplains [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

but I did see some potential in the battle system

That's interesting; I know nothing about it beyond what I've read in various reviews. What impressed you about it?

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[–] stampmcfury 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This game looks like Freddy Kruger face fucked a topographical map of Utah and this is the result!

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[–] GeorgeMcFly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy crap. I a not a gamer....but if I was I would not buy it. If I did have to, I think I would try to get those strange looking creatures killed. What are they? They aren't human?

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[–] Fenix511 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The 90's called and want their amateur cgi back.

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