Archived Welcome to Gawker's New Men's Site: The Cuck (You can not make this shit up) (archive.is)
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Archived Welcome to Gawker's New Men's Site: The Cuck (You can not make this shit up) (archive.is)
submitted ago by ArsCortica
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[–] bisteot 0 points 47 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago
Gawker is so shitty that it is impossible to distinguish if this is a really really bad joke or a really really bad real site.
[–] Derpfroot 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
After seeing this https://archive.is/pLXvd - it's definitely a joke. It has to be since I refuse to believe that any man is that much of a dickslime.
[–] TheMagicalElf 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Holy shit does that guy have issues.
[–] CobraStallone 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
If only.
https://twitter.com/richjuz?lang=en
[–] Apathy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I've seen men broken by their wives/girlfriends to that level. There's a reason I haven't spoken to them since.
[–] tanukihat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
¿Porque no los dos?
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's Gawker, so both.
[–] HeavyBrain ago
Gwaker you quantum stationouse bitch.
[–] smokegetsinyoureyes 1 point 26 points 27 points (+27|-1) ago
Beta boys.
[–] 6040131? 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
If you want to improve men's lives you need to teach them how to stop being bitches. Lifting, eating right, educating themselves, and, above all, undoing feminist indoctrination and taking women off the pedestal. This site clearly isn't for men. I don't even think it's for wimpy men. It sounds like it's for women, or maybe women's idea of what men are.
[–] CrazyInAnInsaneWorld 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Well, he did say it was a "Gawker for Women", just a "Gawker for Women...but for men." AKA "We say we're doing this for the guys...but this is really for M'ladies. Tips social-justice fedora "
[–] Goomich ago
Perfect. There're plenty of places that gives advices what to do to attract women, but information about what to not do is scarce.
[–] DependasaurusRex 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Really, you don't even need the lifting. Just men who have a backbone and will tell her to shut up when she needs it, like every woman really desires but rarely gets in today's society.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Back in my day, we just called them "pussies" or "faggots".
[–] creep 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Faggot here. We worship masculinity. This guy loathes it.
[–] 6040241? 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
I think what the cucks at Gawker are attempting to do is reclaim a derogatory term, like the blacks reclaimed nigga, or feminists reclaimed bitches.
[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Blacks didn't reclaim "nigga". A word is only reclaimed when someone says it and there's no butthurt, you get any non-black person to say it to a black person and fucks will definitely be given, jimmies rustled and butts hurt.
[–] fagnig 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ive seen sjws reclaiming faggotry and cunt recently, why not cuck too?
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Cuck, since I learned of the term, is worse for the most part.
[–] ArsCortica [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I really, really hope this is just some kind of weird inside joke. No, seriously.
[–] YoungerX 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure this is satire and that it's aimed at folks who hate Gawker.
But I do find it weird they are spending their energy in this sort of thing when they could be trying to save the site from bankruptcy with a bit of decent content.
[–] ArsCortica [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Clickbait is clickbait is clickbait.
[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Ding! They're super desperate and all of the talent that could get another job has left.
[–] coldacid 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That would first require them to know what good content is.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That name though... I mean fuck, couldn't they have thought of anything else? The Beard? Hipsters would eat that shit up. Oh, nevermind. That would be way too masculine.
[–] Disappointed 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Looking at the recent articles:
Yep, that's Gawker.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If I was the Hulkster I would be suing Denton AGAIN because something like this can only drive the value of Gawker down.
I'm pretty sure that making your company value drop on purpose is against the law when you are in Bankruptcy Protection.