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He wanted to get out as soon as he asked.
submitted 11 hours ago by Submariner_SS
The other night I picked up a hitch hiker and after getting in he asked, "what made you stop, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I explained that the odds of having two serial killers in the same car was way off the charts. Seems he was just headed about a hunderd feet down the road.
What do the weather and vaginas have in common?
submitted 13 hours ago by Reverse-Flash
When its wet you should go inside.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
submitted 11.2 hours ago by deployable
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