As a gesture of his love and devotion the man decides to tattoo his wife's name on his penis so that when erect it spells W-E-N-D-Y and when flaccid, W-Y.
Relaxing on a nude beach, famous among newlyweds, Wendy asks her husband to visit the concession stand for a cool drink. Waiting on line the man happens to notice another man who just so happens to have the initials, W-Y tattooed to his penis. Curious to know if this is a coincidence the husband approaches the man with a question.
"Pardon me sir but I couldn't help noticing that you have the same initials tattooed to your penis as I do. Mine spell out the name of my new wife. Is your wife's name, Wendy, too?"
The other man replies, "No. Mine says, "Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day"