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Jospeh of Arimathea was Mary of Nazareth's husband but Yahweh knocked her up with magic to make Jesus, so the story goes. The Jewish/Christian god is portrayed as male primarily due to ecumenical patriarchs (no not that patriarchy bullshit going around these days), they were the guys who ended up deciding what was cannon for the Bible. So effectively, God is classed male, and thus technically Jesus of Nazareth would have two fathers and a mother.
Pretty simple gay joke for anyone with a cursory knowledge of Christianity.
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[–] 4496545? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Apparently gay people of this generation don't know the difference between dad's and fathers.
[–] Grospoliner 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Jospeh of Arimathea was Mary of Nazareth's husband but Yahweh knocked her up with magic to make Jesus, so the story goes. The Jewish/Christian god is portrayed as male primarily due to ecumenical patriarchs (no not that patriarchy bullshit going around these days), they were the guys who ended up deciding what was cannon for the Bible. So effectively, God is classed male, and thus technically Jesus of Nazareth would have two fathers and a mother.
Pretty simple gay joke for anyone with a cursory knowledge of Christianity.
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