Posted by: Reverse-Flash
Posting time: 1.7 years ago on 4/6/2019 12:21:39 AM
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Archived on: 7/5/2019 10:00:00 AM
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Archived I got pulled over by a cop this morning (Jokes)
submitted 1.7 years ago by Reverse-Flash
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was just trying to keep up with the traffic, officer.
Cop: There is no traffic!
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.
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[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 1.7 years ago
Or
Me: Not fast enough
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[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Not fast enough