Posted by: Russianbots
Posting time: 1.8 years ago on 2/21/2019 7:14:21 PM
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Archived on: 5/23/2019 10:00:00 AM
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SCP: 15
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Archived Daughter 1: "Mum, why am I called Lily?" (Jokes)
submitted 1.8 years ago by Russianbots
Mum: "Because when you were born, a lily landed on your head; so we called you Lily."
Daughter 2: "Mum, why am I called Rose?"
Mum: "Because when you were born, a rose petal landed on your head; so we called you Rose."
Daughter 3: Incoherent screaching*
Mum: "Shut up, Refrigerator"
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[–] bosunmoon 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) 1.8 years ago
Voat has a problem with shit jokes.
[–] deployable 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.8 years ago
Mum to bosunmoon: "Be quiet, Commode!"
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[–] bosunmoon 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Voat has a problem with shit jokes.
[–] deployable ago
Mum to bosunmoon: "Be quiet, Commode!"