So three faggots died and went to Heaven. They get to the pearly gates and meet St. Peter.
St. Peter looks at the faggots, and says "So God is loving and all forgiving, however he is still pretty pissed about the gay thing. So God wants to make a deal. We will let you return to Earth for another life. If you can spend that whole life being good, and not being gay. You can come to Heaven."
So St. Peter turns to the first fag. "So what do you want to be?"
The first fag is thinking, is thinking. Then goes "I know what I want to be."
So St Peter asked what he wanted to be.
The first fag, goes "I want to be a flower."
"A flower." Says St Peter, "Why do you want to be a flower?"
The fag responds "Well you look pretty, you smell pretty, and everyone loves you!"
Poof the first fag is gone.
St Peter looked to the second fag. "What do you want to be my son?"
The second fag is thinking, he's thinking. Then goes "I want to be a princess!"
St Peter asked the second fag. "Why do you want to be a princess?"
Second fag states "You get to live in a castle, and wear dresses, and every one loves you!"
Poof the second fag is gone.
Before St. Peter can even open his mouth the third fag yells "AMBULANCE!"
St. Peter taken back goes "Wow that was quick, why do you want to be an ambulance?"
The third fag says. "First off they open your rear end REAL wide, then fit a whole man inside you, then you get to go down the street going Woo Woo Woo Wooo!"
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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I take it third fag poof'd to hell.
[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The third fag turned into a poof.