An airplane was overweight - they had thrown off everything they could, but it finally came down to throwing out passengers. A racist flight attendant gets on the intercom and says "All right—in order to offend no one, we will be throwing passengers off the plane alphabetically. African-Americans?" (no one answers) "Black people?" (again, no answers) "Um... colored people?" As this goes on, a black kid looks up at his father and asks "Aren't we all those things?"
His father says "Remember, son, we're niggers. Jews and Mexicans come first."