Not having much luck with their shotguns, saw many, but missed at 50 ft. away. Then they see this 14yo hillbilly kid pick up a rock in his left hand. Throws straight up
in the air and knocks one out of top of a 120ft tall Sycamore tree. Picks it up and puts in burlap sack, moves on to next tree, does it again, then a third time. They rush up to
him and try to sign him up for farmclub, sure that he can start in a year. "We really need a southpaw! We'll pay your dad twice as much as he makes on this farm,
if he'll part with you." Boy is excited, but ponders, "Will have ter ask ma folks, but what's a soufpaw?" They tell him, 'a lefthander.' Kid says "Sorry, sounds like a good deal, but kint hep ya. I'm
righthanded. Dad says I gots to throw with my left, or I tear 'em up too bad to clean and eat."