[–] vastrightwing 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me insane, Tyrone.”

One day Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform at the Cleveland Clinic.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong.

When he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

Don't tell me you thought Tyrone was the doctor.

[–] deployable [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nice play on the classic BS fable. Will have to shorten it and retell to friends.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

As the beeping from the machine stopped a familiar sound was heard emanating from the shadows behind it...

"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT........."

[–] mrfetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tasty 👌🏻

[–] Iblis1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

prison sentence

[–] C_Corax 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The rope.

[–] deployable [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In a perfect world, yes. But unfort it's the wait on death row, compared to a white convict.

[–] Holonomic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oldie but a goodie.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

the length and type of the sentence the nice judge gave him for his 18th birthday.

[–] deployable [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The line to get into his girlfriend's bedroom.

[–] USnGER 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

can I use this one? LOL

[–] deployable [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sure, fire away. Most of what I post here is just condensed stuff from another board. Or vague remebrances of the few times a crusty old Navy uncle/brother let his tongue loose after a drink, and no women around. http://www.badharvest.net/forum/img/smilies/drunks.gif

[–] ArousedYeti 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Damn I guessed an ASP baton.

[–] liberalscum 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I don't have enough Chinese Communist Points to vote this one down.