Posted by: DrunkViking
Posting time: 2.3 years ago on 8/14/2018 8:33:15 PM
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Archived on: 11/13/2018 10:00:00 AM
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Archived Do you all know why all male muslims sports a beard? (Jokes)
submitted 2.3 years ago by DrunkViking
Because they want to look like their mother.
And that is also the reason why muslim women wears a burqa.
[–] Kill-Commies 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 2.3 years ago
jokes aside, I find that my beard doubles as a sort of throat slice armor with how thick it grows.
[–] DrunkViking [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.3 years ago
Yes. and it is manly to have a beard, but not if your mother does.
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[–] Kill-Commies 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
jokes aside, I find that my beard doubles as a sort of throat slice armor with how thick it grows.
[–] DrunkViking [S] ago
Yes. and it is manly to have a beard, but not if your mother does.