[–] Norman_Alexander 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No. its because they always have their palms on white police cars

[–] Norman_Alexander 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It worked better back in the old days when every town had pretty much the same squad car.

[–] carlip 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

they assumed their natural get searched pose when got spray painted them. this also explains the feet

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

natures way of trying to get them to stop stealing shit.

it failed.

[–] Conspirologist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Because they descend from the union of a monkey and a white human.