I saw a fat girl at the bar last weekend, her t-shirt said -- Watch out, I'm a maneater!
I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me... about your t-shirt slogan."
She cut me off and angrily said, "Oh, let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well, I can't help my size, you know!"
I said, "Actually, no, I wasn't going to say that at all."
She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?"
"That's not how you spell Manatee."
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[–] Eualos 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's not as funny when my dyslexia changes Maneater to Manatee in the first place.
[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
dyslexia is a bitch.
[–] dt1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A fat bitch.