An Alabama man has a game he invented called nigger bashing. He would drive down the highway and any time he saw a nigger on the side of the road he'd hit him with his car. He loves it. Never misses an opportunity.
One day he sees a Southern Baptist minister hitch hiking so he picks him up. He's driving down the road with the minister and he sees a nigger on the side of the road.
He thinks to himself, "Oh man, I gotta hit this nigger but I can't do it with this minister in the car." He thinks for a second and comes up with a plan. He'll act like he fell asleep at the wheel and let the car drift over and get him. He closes his eyes and a few seconds later he hears a loud bang. He sits up and says to the minister, "Oh, no! I fell asleep! Did I hit that guy?" The minister replies, "No, you missed him but I managed to get him with the door."