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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The version that I've heard was between a fighter pilot and a tanker pilot. They had both been flying for over 12 hours, and the pilot of the tanker went to the bathroom.

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[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

From what I understand the fighter pilots basically piss themselves every time

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No, they pee into what's basically a hot water bottle with a sponge inside.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Haha, my teacher was Air Force C-130 pilot.

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[–] Fibbideh 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That can still refuel aircraft.

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[–] King_Freya 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That is the better version

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

engines are optional

planes just turn into gliders

no biggie

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[–] Niggertown 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As someone who flies fighter jets in BF4, this made me chuckle.

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[–] SpaceRace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No the last line is... he goes back to take a nice relaxing piss and comes back with a coffee and doughnut.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Meh, funny but cargo still lame. F-15E for the win.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Naw. C-5M is where it's at.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

What do you fly?

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I usually fly Delta.

I was crew chief for the strike eagle back in late 90s.

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[–] kryptoniankoffee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oi! You 'ave a license for that T-shirt!?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What t-shirt?

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[–] chags 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I guess he was trying to comment on this:

https://voat.co/v/whatever/2595952