The bar tender takes one look at him "Get out, we don't server your kind "
This really knots the rope up as he is storming out the door.
He goes home pissed off, to bed tossing and turning all night.
The next morning he wakes up worn thin and frayed around the edges.
He decides to go back to the bar and confront the bartender.
When he sit down at the bar the bar tender walks up "Hey, aren't you that rope I threw out yesterday?"
The rope responds "I'm a frayed knot."
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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Barak Obama and a Rope walk into a bar... Bartender says, "What'll it be boys?" Obama says, "Who you calling boy? Don't you know I was the president of the United States for 8 years?" The rope wraps around his neck, throws his other end up in the rafters and proceeds to pull the smug mulatto off his feet until he chokes to death. A few minutes later, the rope uncoils and takes a seat. "I'll have a beer." The bartender says, "This one's on the House." "We'll work on the Senate soon."