Posted by: daphaze
Posting time: 2.9 years ago on 1/14/2018 6:17:52 AM
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Archived on: 4/14/2018 10:00:00 AM
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62 upvotes, 2 downvotes (97% upvoted it)
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Archived This joke basically doesn't work anymore... (Jokes)
submitted 2.9 years ago by daphaze
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 2.9 years ago
IDK, it works for me...
step 1. A priest, a rabbi, and a imam walk into a bar.
step 2. <words go here>
step 3. NIGGERS!!!
Fucking hilarious, right?
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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
IDK, it works for me...
step 1. A priest, a rabbi, and a imam walk into a bar.
step 2. <words go here>
step 3. NIGGERS!!!
Fucking hilarious, right?