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[–] Justsomeone 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess, so I started calling her sister when we fuck.

Gotta keep our bloodline pure.

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[–] Killer_Werewolf 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago  (edited ago)

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess, so I had the Mossad kill her in a car crash like Princess Diana

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[–] GnosticPizza 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess so I sent her to convent to ensure my titles don't leave the family and increase relations with the pope.

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[–] Horizonprinter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Running an army is rather taxing on your treasury. Your soldiers begin to desert while the Muslim hordes begin to sharpen their swords at your border. You could ask your neighbors for assistance but rumor has it that you have been possessed by the devil himself. Since your sister was married to the pope he sent you a half empty coin purse. You send an assassin to kill your brother and take over his kingdom expanding your forces giving you a better chance to fend off the mores.

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[–] elitch2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Love that game. Shit gets real. I reckon the authors are shitlords.

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

OP trying really hard to establish that he has a girlfriend.

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess, so I shipped her off to Lord Vader to strengthen my alliance with the Galactic Empire.

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess. So i sold her to Ru Paul.

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[–] 11289050? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess, and now she's a fucking bitch. Godammit

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