Posted by: Reverse-Flash
Posting time: 3.3 years ago on 9/3/2017 8:05:05 PM
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Archived To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on what we would have for dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they dont live in a swing state. (Jokes)
submitted 3.3 years ago by Reverse-Flash
[–] DiscontentedMajority 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) 3.3 years ago
I wish it was like choosing between pizza and tacos.
It's more like picking between various types of shit sandwiches.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
or pizza salad vs salad pizza!
im not sure what the difference would be, but it's the same with our politicians...
[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
One that tastes good but turns out to be bad for you, versus one that is okay at best but in reality leads to prosperity?
Hmm... quaint
[–] AOU 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) 3.3 years ago
[–] [deleted] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) 3.3 years ago
[–] SexMachine 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3.3 years ago
Ahahaha!
You thought you were getting food. To the gulag with you!
[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3.3 years ago
Now teach them about socialism. Give them an ice cream then take half of it and give it to some hobo on the street.
[–] mudcatca 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.3 years ago
Twist: the cream comes from Chernobyl cows, and glow in the dark
[–] voats4goats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
For dessert, delicious tears of small children
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
Been posted on reddit twice in the last year, here on voat last year. Get new content, ya hack. Something from 9gag, maybe.
In other news, I'm somehow a fucking autist on recognizing most reposts. I need a fucking life.
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.3 years ago (edited 3.3 years ago)
I don't check out reddit. I don't care what's on reddit. I have never seen this joke before, so I posted it.
p.s. the person from reddit did not make this joke up. He was reposting, also.
[–] Itsame 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
Rigged election?
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.3 years ago
with a side of guacamole.
[–] freedoms 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.3 years ago
You should have made too little food and made them vote on how to split it. Then consistently side with one of the kids no matter his arguments.
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[–] DiscontentedMajority 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
I wish it was like choosing between pizza and tacos.
It's more like picking between various types of shit sandwiches.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
or pizza salad vs salad pizza!
im not sure what the difference would be, but it's the same with our politicians...
[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One that tastes good but turns out to be bad for you, versus one that is okay at best but in reality leads to prosperity?
Hmm... quaint
[–] AOU 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Still better than nothing burgers.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
[–] SexMachine 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ahahaha!
You thought you were getting food. To the gulag with you!
[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now teach them about socialism. Give them an ice cream then take half of it and give it to some hobo on the street.
[–] mudcatca ago
Twist: the cream comes from Chernobyl cows, and glow in the dark
[–] voats4goats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For dessert, delicious tears of small children
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Been posted on reddit twice in the last year, here on voat last year. Get new content, ya hack. Something from 9gag, maybe.
In other news, I'm somehow a fucking autist on recognizing most reposts. I need a fucking life.
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago (edited ago)
I don't check out reddit. I don't care what's on reddit. I have never seen this joke before, so I posted it.
p.s. the person from reddit did not make this joke up. He was reposting, also.
[–] Itsame 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Rigged election?
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago
with a side of guacamole.
[–] freedoms 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You should have made too little food and made them vote on how to split it. Then consistently side with one of the kids no matter his arguments.