A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, ‘you do Gods work.’
The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused pay, saying, ‘you protect the public.’
The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, ‘you serve the justice system.’
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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[–] tanukihat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've heard this joke with a priest, an imam, and a rabbi, and on the final morning the barber found a dozen Jews waiting for a free haircut.