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submitted 3.7 years ago by [deleted]
First alien says "The dominant like forms on Earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
Second alien says "Signs of an emerging intelligence?"
"I don't think so, they have them all aimed at themselves."
[–] Vlad42 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) 3.7 years ago
Ha! It inspired me to make a quick doodle
[–] Basharalassad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.7 years ago
I like how you used a gray and a reptilian.
[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.7 years ago
That's pretty good!
[–] ClandenCTrake 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.7 years ago
Berp
[–] lemon11 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.7 years ago
The most intelligent minds know who's most dangerous.
[–] Apathy 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 3.7 years ago (edited 3.7 years ago)
I was expecting a pet joke, where the humans who developed nukes and satellites go around and collect the shit of cats and dogs.
[–] Grifter42 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) 3.7 years ago
Alduin, you shill faggot. Trump never betrayed us. Kill yourself.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.7 years ago
[–] Grifter42 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 3.7 years ago
Hello, cuckold
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[–] Vlad42 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Ha! It inspired me to make a quick doodle
[–] Basharalassad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like how you used a gray and a reptilian.
[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago
That's pretty good!
[–] ClandenCTrake ago
Berp
[–] lemon11 ago
The most intelligent minds know who's most dangerous.
[–] Apathy ago (edited ago)
I was expecting a pet joke, where the humans who developed nukes and satellites go around and collect the shit of cats and dogs.
[–] Grifter42 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Alduin, you shill faggot. Trump never betrayed us. Kill yourself.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Grifter42 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Hello, cuckold