I guess I'll be the first to share a story here. This happened on Monday morning at a weekly company meeting.
The boss finished talking about various projects and work going on during the week and asked if anyone did anything fun this weekend. Man Baby, or MB for short, proceeded to tell us about what he did. In an almost bragging sort of way he explained that he drilled a hole in his hand when trying to renovate his bathroom. Apparently MB was holding a piece of wood in one hand and was attempting to drill through that piece of wood. The drill slipped off the wood and instead made a small hole in his hand.
I guess this is kind of lame and may not fully apply to this subverse, but I thought it was hilarious that he was almost bragging at his own stupidity. He even showed off the little chunk missing out of his hand. There will probably be more stories from MB since common sense does not apply to him.