I've been writing this story in the first person of a verified vote manipulator and consensus manufacturer with many alts.
As of this post, @ESOTERICshade's entire first page of comments has one reply from me that builds upon itself each time with each new comment being referenced.
My accusations of him being a Jew are based on his behaviours and responses - and especially his freaking out after my first time asking him if he was, indeed, a Jew. My referencing of meth is based on his sudden outburst accusing me of being a meth head; I can only conclude he has some kind of personal problems with a meth head in his life, so I make sure not to let him forget it.
If I were to guess, the best-paid shill on the website is trying to justify to his superiors their continued shekel-support by shouting from the rooftops about the time it takes me to make my comments. Any goyim can see the pattern though, I'm sure, and conclude that I maybe spend a minute on each.
I hope you all enjoy the read, and feel free to have some fun of your own.