[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

privacy (n.): A basic human right one irrevocably surrenders upon the severing of their umbilical cord, to be returned no earlier than the moment of their death.

I think privacy has to be my favorite, though I got a serious chuckle out of these two:

  • Star Trek (n.): The sequel to Star Wars.
  • Star Wars (n.): The prequel to Star Trek.


[–] bongler8 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

blogger (n.): An invasive species with no natural predators.


cannabis (n.): A sinister plant whose devastating effects include affability, joy, arousal, pain relief, profundity, and a desire for nachos.

had to be my favorite