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[–] mynewaccountagain 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is this a joke? I carry at least one knife everywhere I go. They're so fucking useful. Probably would make terrible stabbers, which is fine since I don't go around stabbing people.

Holy shit it's real https://www.knifefree.co.uk

Let me get this straight. The country that founded Boy Scouts doesn't allow them to carry knives? Do they sit around the campfire and drink soymilk?

https://www.knifefree.co.uk/worried-young-person/

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

The joke is the UK, unfortunately.

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[–] mynewaccountagain 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

As an American I kinda blame us. Maybe if we didn't kick their asses and then later save their asses, they wouldn't have turned into such pussies. The British Empire has turned into nothing.

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[–] IheartSwimming 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

What constitutes a knife in the UK. Are they talking long knifes, pocket knifes, dinner knifes? All knifes? How do you cut your steak? I carry a little pocket knife all the time. Leatherman Micro to be exact, its a useful little tool, are these illegal?

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[–] 1moar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit, 4 years?! Enjoy your culture laddies, I'm sorry for those that suffer needlessly.

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[–] Jigawhojogaboo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No fire. Only space heaters with a candle that sits in a bucket of water

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[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] mynewaccountagain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. I was offended by the "person". It was quite jarring.

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I wish I could down voat a country

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[–] Hayashimo 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I can't help but read it like Crocodile Dundee. "Carrying a noife almost cawst Ben heyis loife." (Yes, I know, wrong country.)

But don't let retards ever convince you a knife is only (or even primarily) a weapon. It's really annoying not being able to carry one for every day tasks.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Right? The English are a people who can now be defeated by cardboard boxes, plastic packaging, and stray pieces of string.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fun, take with a grain of salt, story. The guy Crocodile Dundee was based on was killed by the Australian government during their gun grap. Fast forward to today and some Australian is getting shot for having a box cutter.

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[–] elitch2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cuckstralia is just as bad, if not worse. Carrying a pocket knife will land you a weapons charge, with jail time.

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[–] illop 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Any time someone brings up Crocodile Dundee this comes to mind.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

How, exactly, does carrying a knife put your life in danger. I don't mean from overzealous law enforcement either; that's just obvious.

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[–] a11en 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Dude- assault knives kill people! /s

How does he eat his steak... oh wait, he’s probably eating silken tofu.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

At first I thought, "They could eat a steak by sticking it with a fork, picking it up, and taking bites out of it." Then I realized that forks had been banned as dangerous weapons. They're getting to teeth next month. Think of the savings to NHS when they make all the dentists redundant!

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

OK, I got way to curious and went to the site. Holy Shit! The circular logic. They start off with the legal consequences, jump to trying to make you feel guilty when you did nothing, then one shot of personal fear followed by two call backs to legal consequences. Three more actual facts that are more like trivia.

Who came up with this crap? Did someone just reheat the anti-gun campaign?

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[–] Eshu_Eleggua 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The UK government. It helps keep people in line and make them more apt to stand around while their fellow citizens go to jail for making jokes, when they have nothing to defend themselves with. I really loved the fact they try to instill fear of trying to defend yourself in general.

The idiot that talked about being stabbed after pulling his knife made me chuckle, though. It does help illustrate how far the UK has fallen and just how cucked they really are.

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[–] Saufsoldat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Maybe he tripped and impaled himself while holding a knife.

Honestly, assault knives should be banned. Nobody needs a sharp edge in their house, you can just as easily cut some onions with a fork.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ban forks! And teeth! Pull out their fingernails!

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[–] fortuitouslyunfallen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Probs referring to him falling off his bike and got stabbed by the knife. So nothing to do with violence or being assaulted.

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[–] northportage 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I like to live dangerously. Why, just this morning, I spread jam on my toast using a ... lip quivers ... a knife!

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[–] Derpfroot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You're actions will be the reason the west falls. You disgust me.

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[–] stillinit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The other day my knife turned a plastic cup into a funnel which I used to put gas from a water jug into a stranded motorists vehicle.

We need a sub for stories where knives save the day.

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[–] Firevine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ben is a faggot.

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[–] Fragnostus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's some orwellian communisty totalitarian shit. At least nearly all pictures show immigrants, so they got that right.

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