[–] Dismal_Swamp 3 points 26 points (+29|-3) ago 

That’s like saying “I didn’t get a job at McDonalds to flip burgers all day.”

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Made me laugh with that analogy. And now I’m crying

[–] fusir 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Get their recruiters out of the schools.

[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No people get jobs at McDonalds in the hopes of someday escaping their parents basement, so hopefully, along with their EBT, they might be able to make rent and pay utilities.

The job isn't about what you're doing, it's about what you're doing can potentially allow you to do. The military is no different, yeah there are some patriotic type people wanting to protect/defend their country, most of them do it for the benefits and the almost guaranteed stream of steady pussy should they be interested.

[–] Doesnt_Matter 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Not knowing much about the military, I'd assume it won't be hard for them to track this patriot down.

[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Eh, if he was against 4chan, he would have been outed within 24 hours. The intel community is pretty bad at this stuff.

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Its probably a guy with someones old uniform

[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

funnily enough 'walts' tend to get outed just as quick as enemies of 4chan. someone call A.R.R.S.E. and see if they have anyone on the wrong side of the pond who can get on the case.

[–] o0shad0o 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

With that collection of fruit salad? Yeah, I think he's easily identifiable. Unless he's not actually military.

[–] patriot_biz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sometimes, Brother, you're better off crossing the Rubicon.

[–] Alopix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

more like the jewbicon

[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

damn!! Ya gotta be smarter than this, Patriots. Work in the shadows

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Nothing will ever happen if we stay in the shadows. We need to lug all of our ovens out into the streets

[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not the brightest bulb. Unhless, he was already discharged before taking this photo.

[–] DaveIRL 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Unless, he was already discharged before taking this photo.

That doesn't mean he still can't commit suicide by emptying three shotgun rounds to the back of his head.

[–] lipids 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It takes three shotgun shells to suicide people now? That's just poor craftsmanship.

[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe his give-a-fuck is on the fritz.

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[–] Vhaine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This guy is in the US Army Honor Guard. You better fucking believe they are going to find him. What a fucking idiot. He should know better then to be seen in uniform. It's like a fucking resume you wear.

[–] The1andonlymeat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm not a yank. But anyone who served is gonna be able to narrow him down real easy. I could do the same with an Aussie digger

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It wouldn't be bad if he just covered up his whole face. The same point would still be getting across

[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

the face isnt that important when doxxing soldiers, its the combination of medals and those bars

[–] MaxAncap 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

but he did

[–] SpectacularGoy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He says with a covert jew star on his forehead

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