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[–] rocketrouser 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

People really need to learn how to burn things more efficient. It's easy you just need a prepped fire. Start your fire beforehand in a bucket with some lighter fluid and some kindling. A Koran works splendidly but if you don't have one you might have to start your fire with something more valuable like some old newspapers or a phone book from 95. Now that that's burning make your passionate speech and then throw the tickets in. They'll burn quickly cutting the awkwardness while looking more dramatic and making your message a lot more powerful.

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[–] Rb8623 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just use fire safety when using something dense like the Koran. Make sure to drink plenty of water to piss it out in case it gets out of hand or you're just finished burning it.