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[–] X____sign_here____ 2 points 117 points (+119|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Straight white male you say?

Can I offer you an a position of CEO in an international Fortune 500 company? With your qualifications, it sounds like you'd be perfect for it.

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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

You haven't gotten yours yet? I'm very sorry sir. Please enjoy these box seats for every sports game in your area while we sort this out.

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Wow, you must've been on vacation or something? I turned down 6 CEO positions last week alone, but they still keep fucking mailing and calling me!

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[–] WhiteSoIMustBeRacist 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why are you trying to take this man away from his job as CEO at another Fortune 500 company?

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[–] TibbyTurtle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A white male as CEO of an international fortune 500 company? Does that count as a minority hire, given the vast majority of CEOs are Jewish?