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[–] 0x5f3759df 5 points 148 points (+153|-5) ago 

Why do you rape? Why do you endorse slavery?

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[–] n0nillion 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

have you ever been gay doing the backstroke in an olympic sized swimming pool full of cum?

or to put it another way: have you ever been a mod?

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I didn't either! Well, better get to raping! There's so much raping that I missed before I realized it was a privilege of mine.

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[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Trololol!

He rapes and believes in slavery because he is a straight white male and that clearly means he is a Nazi White Supremacist ^_^

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[–] X____sign_here____ 2 points 117 points (+119|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Straight white male you say?

Can I offer you an a position of CEO in an international Fortune 500 company? With your qualifications, it sounds like you'd be perfect for it.

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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

You haven't gotten yours yet? I'm very sorry sir. Please enjoy these box seats for every sports game in your area while we sort this out.

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Wow, you must've been on vacation or something? I turned down 6 CEO positions last week alone, but they still keep fucking mailing and calling me!

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[–] WhiteSoIMustBeRacist 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why are you trying to take this man away from his job as CEO at another Fortune 500 company?

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[–] TibbyTurtle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A white male as CEO of an international fortune 500 company? Does that count as a minority hire, given the vast majority of CEOs are Jewish?

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[–] oftotc 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago 

I missed last week's meeting :-(

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[–] HighfalutinNakabear 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

I'll forward the minutes, you didn't miss much. Went over some new ways to oppress non-whitey and we had a cake for Doug's b-day.

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[–] Bioreactor 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Bullshit, I saw you there last week

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[–] ThisWeirdIndividual 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shhh!! That is our NUMBER ONE SECRET!!!

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh, you mean Patriarch Tuesdays?

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[–] Marty_McFlew 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

I hear OPs a Faggot. This AMA is a sham.

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[–] omegletrollz 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

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[–] Mouse-Ball-Z 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sauce :

Marty_McFlew : "I hear OPs a Faggot. This AMA is a sham."

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[–] TheDude2 1 point 44 points (+45|-1) ago 

What is it like getting jobs without applying or even going to school?

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[–] Hawke_ 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Straight white male from undisclosed not European or American country here. Can confirm all white males are able to do this with high amount of success. University student suckers are gonna be running around for me on minimum wage in 10 years. Poor kids.

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[–] thesuperpapagai ago 

Privileged son-of-a-bitch.

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[–] massiveprivilege 2 points 35 points (+37|-2) ago 

How dare you?

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[–] sec 1 point 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

Which privileges do you currently have?

  • Read
  • Write
  • Execute

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[–] maxk42 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

777, baby

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[–] InCahoots 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No man should wield such power.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I don't know why someone downvoted you. That was hilarious

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[–] SNOOKI_SNACKHOUSE 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Read, Write and Execute: The Lonely Warden's Tale

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[–] sinsaint 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

The funniest thing about this is the single downvoater, who probably thought you were actually evil incarnate for doing this.

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