[–] Morbo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mix some Cheerios in their too and you will be a parallel cereal killer. Pour yourself another bowl of both cereals and you will be a serial parallel cereal killer.

[–] Rizzo9000 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

and eat them concurrently...possibly leaving the spoon in an asynchronous state

[–] carnold03 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What generic alternatives to Capt. Crunch have you tried and can you rank them from best to worst?

[–] Anon83 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Do you feel as if your day is not complete unless you go steal one of those large vintage Tupperware bowls and pour enough cereal in there (with limited milk) to send a horse to the grave? When CTC came out, did you believe that someone out there was looking out for you and had spent numerous board meetings pitching the idea, because well... you're a good person at heart and deserve the best in life?

[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

feed myself cap’n and add some sawdust floor sweepin’s as an extender

[–] thelma 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Capt. Crunch scratches my mouth's membranes.

Do you do anything to prevent that?

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Capt. Crunch scratches my mouth's membranes.

The trick to eating Captain Crunch is to pour milk over it and let it sit for at least five minutes before starting to eat it. Otherwise, it's like grinding glass between your teeth.

[–] thelma 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Then its all soggy. Yuck.

[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

coat spoon with vaseline

[–] thelma 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't have any vaseline.

Will lithium grease be a suitable substitute?

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So how are you liking Sherlock Holmes so far? It kind of goes to shit after they introduce Mary imo.

[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

ripper, or like we Southies say: “rippah”