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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Well first thing that comes to mind is Eagle. Eagle is the top of the food chain, because nobody fucks with an eagle. So i guess whatever i get would also put me on top of human society.

However on second thought, i would go with owl. Owl is also at the top of the food chain. An eagle could kick its ass, but it doesn't do that as far as i know, so effectively the owl stays at the top. But...owl is suuuuper smart, so i would obviously get: top of food chain in human society hunter killer + genius + sneaky bastard. I love being a sneaky bastard. Owl it is.


[–] Demose 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would've picked the turkey, it gets pardoned by the US president every thanksgiving.