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[–] durchfall 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A magical genie have appeared and is willing to give you a super power, however you don't get to pick the power directly. Instead, birds are associated with a super power and you get to pick one of the bird species. The genie doesn't say what super power belongs to which bird, but assures you that any super power is benificial.

Which bird would you pick?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Well first thing that comes to mind is Eagle. Eagle is the top of the food chain, because nobody fucks with an eagle. So i guess whatever i get would also put me on top of human society.

However on second thought, i would go with owl. Owl is also at the top of the food chain. An eagle could kick its ass, but it doesn't do that as far as i know, so effectively the owl stays at the top. But...owl is suuuuper smart, so i would obviously get: top of food chain in human society hunter killer + genius + sneaky bastard. I love being a sneaky bastard. Owl it is.

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[–] Demose 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would've picked the turkey, it gets pardoned by the US president every thanksgiving.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He picked the shitbird.