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[–] Trigglypuff 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Does that make you sexually attracted to @mick?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Yeha, i showed up at his house in papua new guinea unannounced a week ago. It ended with his wife chasing me off by throwing beer cans, cats, and a bong at me. It hurt, but at least i got some free beer.

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[–] Trigglypuff 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Oh that. Wasn't his wife. That was me. Sorry. I thought you were @mick's wife. Long story. Any way, most importantly, you owe me beer!

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[–] Summerofgeorge1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it certainly makes me sexually attracted to op!

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[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, we know who likes anal now..

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[–] pipispapas 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] durchfall 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A magical genie have appeared and is willing to give you a super power, however you don't get to pick the power directly. Instead, birds are associated with a super power and you get to pick one of the bird species. The genie doesn't say what super power belongs to which bird, but assures you that any super power is benificial.

Which bird would you pick?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Well first thing that comes to mind is Eagle. Eagle is the top of the food chain, because nobody fucks with an eagle. So i guess whatever i get would also put me on top of human society.

However on second thought, i would go with owl. Owl is also at the top of the food chain. An eagle could kick its ass, but it doesn't do that as far as i know, so effectively the owl stays at the top. But...owl is suuuuper smart, so i would obviously get: top of food chain in human society hunter killer + genius + sneaky bastard. I love being a sneaky bastard. Owl it is.

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[–] Demose 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would've picked the turkey, it gets pardoned by the US president every thanksgiving.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He picked the shitbird.

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[–] ElectroGypsy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can put on a dress and lipstick and call yourself Nancy if you want but as far as I'm concerned OP is always a faggot.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's cool, Nancy.

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

trufe

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What is the greatest forum you've ever shit in? What forum is the impossible "get" for you? In other words, if you could shit in an otherwise impossible to enter forum, which forum would that be?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Man....i was banned from every forum on the planet, and i was rarely being toxic. I hate moderators with a passion. The one i remember clearly was my last ban, after witch i stopped posting for a decade. It was the gametrailers.com forum. A gametrailer for the game Rocksmith was posted and the actors in the video were kind of faggy and hipster, so i made a simple comment ,"haha feg". That's it. Not, "Look at these FUCKING FAGGOTS!". Just "haha feg".

Result? PERMABAN. Reason? "Zero tolerance of homophobia". Nigga wtf? I said "haha feg", that is hatred to you? And it was like this on every forum. After that feg ban, i stopped using forums altogether. Eight years go by, and i start posting to 4chan here and there, but even on 4chan i keep getting bened. Go to /v/ and say consoles are for brain-deads, get bened. Go to /soc/ and call a turkish person "roach", get bened. The ride never stops. So i discover reddit through 4chan calling it a faggot board, and i start lurking with no account. At that time the fattening was about to go down, and through that, i discover voat. A bastion of free speech, and the rest is history.

So there you go, no shitposting for me for close to a decade before voat. And here, i'm DEDICATED to escaping the harsh realities of the political world by shitposting. Thank you Atko and PuttItOut. Now i don't have to put up with cucks and trap porn on 4chan.

Moral of the story? KILL ALL MODERATORS.

As for the second part of your question, i would just like to be an un-benebel hax0r, so i could shitpost my revenge on all forums and shit them to destruction.

Edit: gametrailers.com company went bankrupt about a year ago. I waited a decade for justice. Take that shitlickers.

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[–] jerry 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

who would you rather have sex with; your mom or your dad?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Shitfuck, that's a shit question mane. I can't even. Like i cant even, even rite now. You GGnoRE'd me.

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[–] Codewow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How much shit does a shitty shit poster shit during a shitty week?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

At least 5 solid shitposts every day in addition to some shitty comments, and at least a big fistful of poo IRL. You wouldn't want to lose your edge.

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[–] sasha1998 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Ah, an orientation I can identify as

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