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[–] DecimateTheWeak [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

not as interesting as the story of the broom handle fucking but its in the realm lol. "get mammas fuckin stick"

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[–] DecimateTheWeak [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

TL;DR Giant hambeast goes into the hospital with vagina pains. Gyno has assistant lift this massive flab of skin in order to see said vagina. Notices weird blue-green shit above said vagina. Flakes off skin, dr. Thinks it's mold. Turns out ham is trying to get pregnant by beta bf but can't penetrate because of massive fupa. Mom of beta male uses broom handle to lift massive fupa so he can penetrate. Repeat until broom handle rubs off on massive fupa.