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[–] GrislyAtoms 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

That might be a question for @highly_paid_orgy_pro

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like your username

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[–] GrislyAtoms 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Thanks! I think it's pretty snazzy.

Edit:

Did someone downvote this comment because I used the word "snazzy?" Because I can't really see any other reason for downvoting it. People are fucked.

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[–] Asdf12345 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If one has a cucumber in one hand, and a pile of crushed egg shells in the other... Is it possible to get a date? I'm asking for a friend

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[–] TheDude2 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Put cucumber in ass.

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[–] xeemee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A. Friend?

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[–] Asdf12345 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What if I told you I was naked? Pof is getting me nowhere tonight

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[–] xeemee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If one has a cucumber in one hand, and a pile of crushed egg shells in the other... Is it possible to get a date?

depends ... on what, i don't know, but it depends

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It is possible, but context is everything.

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[–] NassTee 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If a train leaves Chicago traveling at 60mph and another train leaves Boston going 70mph, how long before the one from Chicago realizes they're going the wrong direction?

PS. You should be on /v/askdrunkvoat.

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I did not know there was a /v/askdrunkvoat. Im sorry.

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[–] xeemee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

sub is dead man

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[–] NassTee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't mean you shouldn't be here. Just that this would fit on that sub, too.

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Detroit

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[–] xeemee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

HOW MANY AND WHAT KIND?

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

7 and spiced.

edit: & AND SPICED!

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[–] BestDuckEver 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

What is it I should be throwing to the wolves?

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sheep, hopefully.

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[–] BestDuckEver 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Hmm.... do sheeple count? I can definitely do sheeple.

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[–] jambo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why did you do it?

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Because I had a shit month. I quit my current employer and am celebrating.

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[–] xeemee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

what kind of job?

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[–] Quintus_Sertorius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you going to take advantage of your drunkenness and do something that is productive but unpleasant (like cleaning for example) or just going to do nothing useful? Do you smoke weed?

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I haven't smoked weed since I was in my early 20's, so no weed, but it doesn't piss me off or anything.

What I am doing now is hanging out with my hubby. Which is a worthwhile endever

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[–] xeemee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What I am doing now is hanging out with my hubby.

would you like to see some nice pictures of him?

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[–] Throwingtothewolves [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Also I have been on voat for a bit. If that helps.

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