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[–] Firevine 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Are you ever disappointed by this? Sometimes I am.

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[–] PM_me_your_mitts [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm usually disappointed that I snooze my alarm multiple times.

In fact if that counts as falling asleep and waking back up... you can at least double my first estimate.

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[–] Frenchgeek 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

As far as you know at least...

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[–] PM_me_your_mitts [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm waiting for someone to come by and tell me otherwise.

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[–] 1moar 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hey, "otherwise"...

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[–] Wahaha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

10000 times nothing happens, but then one time you just die. Better stop sleeping, before it's too late.

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[–] MaxDragon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you certain you are awake, or for that matter, that you've ever really slept?

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[–] PM_me_your_mitts [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Only in the way that the terms make sense to me.

It could be described in hundreds of thousands of ways.

Words words words words.

I am here. Wherever here might be. I'll cease to exist when it happens.

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[–] Kookus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But to imply a cessation of existence suggests the positive nature of that state to begin with. How can you be sure that you really exist? Cogito ergo sum and all that... but even that you were programmed to regurgitate and understand. How do you really know that any of this is, well, real? Maybe this is the dream.

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[–] Contrabardus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Okay. So you're, what, maybe 25 or so figuring in naps?

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[–] Antipodes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What proportion of those awakenings were due to wet dreams?

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[–] durchfall 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What toothpaste do you use?

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[–] chags 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Did you considered leap years in this number? Also, you're in the best phase of your life, physically and mentally. Try to enjoy that, you have a window of, like, 8 years.

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